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THE SOUND OF PLUTO

Little Pluto-Science Reporter

by Little Pluto, Science Reporter, Tuesday 29th May 2012.

It’s been a tough time for us Plutonians since we were demoted to dwarf status. However we are a resilient bunch, although at times we have felt very left out, we still exist and operate as we always have. We are just having to deal with the human’s new awakenings. A lot of the problems arose inside our wider community of the Kuiper-belt where objects bigger than Pluto underscored our shaky status.

We were overthrown by the almighty “Xena”. ( In fact Xena is now known as Enis, after the Greek goddess of discord and strife.) You see Pluto is suffering as a result of the technology revolution. In the old days earthly scientists were unable to see clearly to the outer planets and what was there. Now with their new fan dangle toys they cited “Xena” who is just a little bit bigger than us Plutons. She has more attitude and to be seen by the humans through Hubble, she pranced around in front of the new technical telescopes of the human scientists.

Xena,also known as Enis, Teasing her way to fame

As much as we love the Hubble space telescope its ability to hone in closer on our outer region is interfering with life as we knew it. Outsiders…They just come in and think they have the answers to problems. By the way, a lot of our problems did not exist until earthlings butted in. So now to earthlings we Plutonians are merely known as an asteroid  number dubbed 134340. Mmmmm oh to be a mere number…

We have always existed harmoniously with Xena, we knew she was there. We played together well, until she started showing off through her new human fame. Humans mean well, but they have big egos that can interfere with life as we know it at times.

PLUTO has always had 4 moons

In June 2011 the Hubble set its telescopic eyes on P4, now classified as another moon for us, saying that we now have 4 moons. That’s cool but we have always known we have 4 moons, just because these earthly scientist can now see it, they believe it. There is an old earthly saying, if you did not see the tree fall in the forest did it really happen?

This column is not meant to be a whinge session about new human judgments on our world, the world we Plutonians always knew existed. (I do like earthlings they are funny little creatures:) ) What I really wanted to share with you all, is the cool sounds of Pluto. We have been jamming up here for millenniums creating great sounds waves. We have been rocking out and making molecules vibrate for gillion of years. Although for humans, they could never really hear the wonderment of our sound. Because you see sound needs a medium to travel through to be heard by the human ear.

Sounds of space silence

On Earth, sound travels to your ears by vibrating air molecules. In deep space, the large empty areas between stars and planets, there are no molecules to vibrate. There is no sound there. It’s that cool tranquil quarts rock jazz groove of the sound of silence, but its not really silent to all ears.

So, in order for sound to travel, there has to be something with molecules for it to travel through. That’s how Astro Joey and the Cosmic Rays came to discover the Planet Pluto vibe. It was carried through Astro Joeys Blue jet and so her band could hear the Pluto sound.

Take a listen in the video and hear for yourself.    SOUND OF PLUTO

It’s been very cool because Astro Joey and The Cosmic Rays have really encourage me not to let the new human discoveries get me down. So Astro Joey said when you get built up emotions, instead of getting angry just express them in music. So Astro Joey and the Band, invited me to come play with them. It has been awesome and I learnt a lot. So much so, that some of the Electronica Bands around the cosmos have me helping them in the studio. I lay down the sound of Pluto and then the other musicians put down some cool melody’s and grooves. It’s a great thing to try. Give it a go.

So…..Rock on Pluto.

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The Games of Heraby Lady Goo Goo Sports Reporter, Monday 28th May 2012

Lady Goo Goo -Sport Reporter

Throughout time many stories have been told of girls’ participation in sport. These stories have entered the cultural heritage of a people. Sometimes those stories have been limiting to the encouragement of girls into sport.

One of the greatest stories of women participating in sport, goes back to the great Ancient Olympics. Women and girls did not participate in these games, although they did have their own festival dedicated to the Goddess, Hera, the wife of Zues who was the head man at the Ancient Games.

Participating in the Heraean Games back in ancient days was a big motivator for me to drive the Galaxic Women’s Sport Foundation. Although it was great to be able to participate, there were some very strange rules back then.

A committee of 16 women from a cities of Elis organised the event. Like the ancient Olympics, the event was conducted every 4 years.

The goddess, Hera

Every year the Heraean Games were held, a peplos or a robe was woven and presented to the great Goddess, Hera and placed in her temple.

Girls competed in 3 age groups in only 3 separate foot races the length of the chariot’s racecourse, but less distance than the men.  It was known as the “Maiden’s Footrace” in honor of the goddess, Hera.  The winners received Olive crowns, just like the  Olympic victors and a share of the cow sacrificed to Hera.

One of the conditions to compete was that the girls who participated were not allowed to be married. If a married woman was found to have competed she was  “barred on penalty of death from the sanctuary of Zues on the days of the athletic competition for boys and men.”  Legend also has it that women and girls were not permitted to watch the men and boys events.

This ban was a key motivator to establish, in another universe outside of Earth, the Inter Galatical Girls Warrior Sports Foundation. I’ll write more on this foundation in future posts:)  I will also be covering the concept of music and sport in future articles

As a background, take a look at these videos:

Birth of the Olympics 

Olympian Goddesses of Ancient Greek Mythology

Astro Joey and the Cosmic Rays Music

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Great Girls to join the Daily Galaxy team

By Astro Joey –Editor in Chief Sunday 27th May 2012

With the recent announcement of the  new link between the Daily Galaxy and Paper.il Rosetta Stella, media mogul and  owner of the Daily Galaxy has commissioned 4 additional staff to meet our reader’s needs. Joining the Paper will be :

New Sports Reporter: Lady Goo Goo

Lady Goo Goo who will cover sports and in particular the up and coming 2012 Earth London Summer Olympics. She comes to us with an extensive background in sport. She was a multiple Gold Rock medal winner in the original Hera Olympics and Heads up the inter Galatical Girls Warrier Sports Foundation.

New Science Reporter : Little Pluto

Little Pluto will head up the Science team reporting on galaxic, universal and wordly space and natural phenomena events. She is a winner of the Galaxia Science prize for her work on outer Galaxic  Activities, She is the Vice President of GOGETS (Galaxic Orgnisation for Girls Education and Training in Space)

Kristy Solar Flare – As the official Planet Girlon Royal Musical Minstral, Kristy will update us with all inside news on entertainment and from time to time profile the great girls and women in the industry.

Rosetta Stella stated that “The Daily Galaxy is fortunate to have such accomplished girls on the team. They are wonderful examples of what can be achieved  when you set your eye on a goal and keep focused. They are all very inspiring in their own right.”

The team has already been out and about around the Galaxies scooping their stories. Keep an eye out in the new Astro Joey and the Cosmic Rays Music Mag for up dates.

Astro Joey & The Cosmic Rays Music Magazine

Listen to the Music Of Astro Joey & The Cosmic Rays